It’s sunday and I already want this school week to be over
On a scale of cuddles to rough sex i need everything on the fucking scale.
I feel like those subtitles were meant to dissuade me, but they just all sound like rock album names, so
when lil kids scream it makes me wanna stare em in the eye & scream 10 times louder to show them who’s boss
she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere